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Pet squish

My aunt Sybil dropped a watermelon on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁 dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈

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