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Pet squish

My aunt Sybil dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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dog 🐕 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰 pug 🐶 kitten 🐱 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 mouse 🐁

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