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Pet squish

My aunt Sybil dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 pony 🐴 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 puppy 🐶 pug 🐶 canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜

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