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Pet squish
My
aunt
Lillian
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
hamster 🐹
puppy 🐶
pug 🐶
kitten 🐱
mouse 🐁
guinea pig 🇬🇳
poodle 🐩
snake 🐍
parakeet 🦜
parrot 🦜
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