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Pet squish
My
aunt
Kitty
dropped
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start another snivelling excuse
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a small child
a bicycle
a refrigerator
an anvil
a computer
a sofa
a gold ingot
a photocopier
a barrel
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
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