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Pet squish

My aunt Jemima dropped a computer on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕 puppy 🐶 rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴

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