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Pet squish

My aunt Jemima dropped a computer on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 monkey 🐒 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 canary 🦜

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