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Pet squish

My aunt Jemima dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶 monkey 🐒 canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰 hamster 🐹 cat 🐈 poodle 🐩

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