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Pet squish

My aunt Jemima dropped a piano on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pug 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 puppy 🐶 goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜 kitten 🐱 snake 🐍 pony 🐴 tarantula 🕷

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