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Pet squish

My aunt Jemima dropped a piano on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 pug 🐶 canary 🦜 snake 🐍 rabbit 🐰 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 cat 🐈

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