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Pet squish

My aunt Jemima dropped a sofa on their pet …

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cat 🐈 goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ pony 🐴 pug 🐶 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹

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