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Pet squish

My aunt Jemima dropped a sofa on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 poodle 🐩 hamster 🐹 mouse 🐁 kitten 🐱 rabbit 🐰 monkey 🐒 canary 🦜 rock ⚫️

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