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Pet squish

My aunt Jemima dropped a sofa on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 dog 🐕 cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 labrador 🐕

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