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Pet squish

My aunt Jemima dropped a sofa on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 pug 🐶 parakeet 🦜 labrador 🐕 pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 canary 🦜 monkey 🐒 kitten 🐱

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