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Pet squish
My
aunt
Jemima
dropped
a small child
on their pet
rock ⚫️
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
...Sparkles
Snort
Tilly
Peanut
Poppy
Trotsky
Weasley
Akira
Oscar
Dixie
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