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Pet squish

My aunt Jemima dropped a small child on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

guinea pig 🇬🇳 monkey 🐒 canary 🦜 cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 parakeet 🦜 rock ⚫️ dog 🐕 kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩

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