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Pet squish

My aunt Jemima dropped a small child on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰 pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 cat 🐈 kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩 rock ⚫️ canary 🦜

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