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Pet squish
My
aunt
Jemima
dropped
a priceless vase
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
kitten 🐱
parakeet 🦜
guinea pig 🇬🇳
rabbit 🐰
parrot 🦜
goldfish 🐠
tarantula 🕷
dog 🐕
monkey 🐒
hamster 🐹
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