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Pet squish

My aunt Jemima dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 hamster 🐹

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