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Pet squish

My aunt Jemima dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕 rabbit 🐰 puppy 🐶 gerbil 🐹 mouse 🐁 pug 🐶

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