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Pet squish

My aunt Jemima dropped a barrel on their pet …

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pug 🐶 snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰 puppy 🐶 rock ⚫️ canary 🦜

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