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Pet squish

My aunt Jemima dropped a barrel on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

canary 🦜 monkey 🐒 kitten 🐱 gerbil 🐹 rock ⚫️ guinea pig 🇬🇳 mouse 🐁 labrador 🐕 cat 🐈 rabbit 🐰

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