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Pet squish

My aunt Jemima dropped a barrel on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

parrot 🦜 cat 🐈 pug 🐶 goldfish 🐠 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 tarantula 🕷 pony 🐴 kitten 🐱

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