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Pet squish

My aunt Jemima dropped a barrel on their pet …

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pug 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 puppy 🐶 kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 canary 🦜 dog 🐕

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