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Pet squish

My aunt Jemima dropped a barrel on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

guinea pig 🇬🇳 monkey 🐒 gerbil 🐹 hamster 🐹 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️ snake 🐍 canary 🦜 cat 🐈 labrador 🐕

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