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Pet squish

My aunt Jemima dropped a television on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒 dog 🐕 cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 parakeet 🦜 rock ⚫️ mouse 🐁 labrador 🐕

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