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Pet squish

My aunt Jemima dropped a television on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pony 🐴 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 pug 🐶 goldfish 🐠 puppy 🐶 rock ⚫️

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