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Pet squish

My aunt Jemima dropped a television on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

snake 🐍 monkey 🐒 hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕 tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁 poodle 🐩 rock ⚫️ puppy 🐶

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