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Pet squish

My aunt Jemima dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 goldfish 🐠 cat 🐈 labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 rock ⚫️ pug 🐶 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁

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