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Pet squish
My
aunt
Jemima
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
hamster 🐹
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...Cuddles
Weasley
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Twilight Sparkle
Poppy
Jenkins
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