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My aunt Jemima dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 mouse 🐁 labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️ dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷
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