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My aunt Jemima dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
dog 🐕 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 poodle 🐩 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 puppy 🐶 hamster 🐹 rabbit 🐰 rock ⚫️
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