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Pet squish
My
aunt
Jemima
dropped
a gold ingot
on their pet
goldfish 🐠
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Snort
Thor
Piper
Weasley
Lola
...Stink
Simpkins
Ginger
Peanut
Bob
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