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Pet squish

My aunt Jemima dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒

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