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Pet squish

My aunt Jemima dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

dog 🐕 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 canary 🦜 hamster 🐹 kitten 🐱 labrador 🐕 pug 🐶 cat 🐈 rock ⚫️

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