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Pet squish

My aunt Jemima dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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cat 🐈 poodle 🐩 kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹 dog 🐕 pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜

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