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Pet squish

My aunt Jemima dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️ rabbit 🐰 gerbil 🐹 pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒 cat 🐈

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