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Pet squish

My aunt Jemima dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈 monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳 hamster 🐹 kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩

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