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Pet squish

My aunt Jemima dropped a car tyre on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

puppy 🐶 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rock ⚫️ monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠

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