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Pet squish

My aunt Jemima dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 kitten 🐱 pony 🐴 tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹 poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒 puppy 🐶 cat 🐈 labrador 🐕

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