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Pet squish
My
aunt
Jemima
dropped
an anvil
on their pet
pug 🐶
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
Geoffrey
Dexter
Ginger
Twilight Sparkle
Akira
Voldemort
Alfie
Yoda
Champ
...Cuddles
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