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Pet squish
My
aunt
Jemima
dropped
a bowling ball
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
parakeet 🦜
poodle 🐩
puppy 🐶
labrador 🐕
guinea pig 🇬🇳
rabbit 🐰
pony 🐴
kitten 🐱
mouse 🐁
tarantula 🕷
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