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Pet squish

My aunt Jemima dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tarantula 🕷 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 poodle 🐩 parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 monkey 🐒 hamster 🐹

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