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Pet squish

My aunt Jemima dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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pug 🐶 hamster 🐹 parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 monkey 🐒

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