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Pet squish

My aunt Jemima dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 cat 🐈 snake 🐍 rock ⚫️ pony 🐴 labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜 tarantula 🕷 kitten 🐱 monkey 🐒

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