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Pet squish

My aunt Jemima dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 puppy 🐶 pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 gerbil 🐹

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