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Pet squish

My aunt Jemima dropped a watermelon on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

hamster 🐹 pony 🐴 gerbil 🐹 tarantula 🕷 cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 labrador 🐕 rabbit 🐰 snake 🐍 pug 🐶

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