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Pet squish

My aunt Jemima dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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canary 🦜 cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜 kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ monkey 🐒 puppy 🐶

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