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Pet squish

My aunt Jemima dropped a watermelon on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍 dog 🐕 hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 pony 🐴

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