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Pet squish

My aunt Imogen dropped a piano on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 rock ⚫️ guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍 pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 labrador 🐕

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