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Pet squish
My
aunt
Imogen
dropped
a priceless vase
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
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kitten 🐱
dog 🐕
mouse 🐁
goldfish 🐠
parrot 🦜
rabbit 🐰
snake 🐍
parakeet 🦜
canary 🦜
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