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Pet squish

My aunt Imogen dropped a television on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

hamster 🐹 pony 🐴 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 labrador 🐕 poodle 🐩 parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁

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