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Pet squish

My aunt Imogen dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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canary 🦜 parakeet 🦜 rock ⚫️ puppy 🐶 labrador 🐕 snake 🐍 monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹

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