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Pet squish

My aunt Hortense dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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guinea pig 🇬🇳 puppy 🐶 monkey 🐒 canary 🦜 dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁 kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩 cat 🐈

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