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Pet squish

My aunt Hortense dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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pony 🐴 canary 🦜 puppy 🐶 goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷 cat 🐈 labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒

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