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Pet squish

My aunt Hortense dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰 poodle 🐩 rock ⚫️ hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜

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