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Pet squish

My aunt Hortense dropped a piano on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 mouse 🐁 monkey 🐒 pug 🐶 rabbit 🐰 dog 🐕 goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 puppy 🐶

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