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Pet squish

My aunt Hortense dropped a piano on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 rabbit 🐰 rock ⚫️ mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷

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