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Pet squish

My aunt Hortense dropped a sofa on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 kitten 🐱 rock ⚫️ pony 🐴 dog 🐕 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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