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Pet squish

My aunt Hortense dropped a sofa on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹 cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕 rock ⚫️ labrador 🐕 pug 🐶 puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩

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