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Pet squish

My aunt Hortense dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 rock ⚫️ mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pony 🐴 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷 puppy 🐶 snake 🐍 kitten 🐱

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