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Pet squish

My aunt Hortense dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 canary 🦜 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜 pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 puppy 🐶

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