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Pet squish

My aunt Hortense dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 puppy 🐶 dog 🐕 parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹 snake 🐍 parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰 poodle 🐩 pony 🐴

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