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Pet squish

My aunt Hortense dropped a barrel on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 pony 🐴 rock ⚫️ monkey 🐒 poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜

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