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Pet squish

My aunt Hortense dropped a television on their pet …

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canary 🦜 pony 🐴 parakeet 🦜 puppy 🐶 cat 🐈 labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠 monkey 🐒 hamster 🐹 kitten 🐱

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