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Pet squish

My aunt Hortense dropped a television on their pet …

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pony 🐴 cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕 monkey 🐒 hamster 🐹 kitten 🐱

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