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Pet squish

My aunt Hortense dropped a television on their pet …

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canary 🦜 parrot 🦜 snake 🐍 monkey 🐒 gerbil 🐹 labrador 🐕 tarantula 🕷 pony 🐴 puppy 🐶 kitten 🐱

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