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Pet squish
My
aunt
Hortense
dropped
a refrigerator
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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🦄
random pathetic excuse
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guinea pig 🇬🇳
tarantula 🕷
monkey 🐒
dog 🐕
canary 🦜
labrador 🐕
hamster 🐹
goldfish 🐠
rabbit 🐰
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