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Pet squish

My aunt Hortense dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰 pony 🐴 puppy 🐶 snake 🐍 hamster 🐹 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱

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