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Pet squish
My
aunt
Hortense
dropped
a gallon of soy sauce
on their pet
mouse 🐁
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Sparky
Millie
Ziggy
...Wibble
Squishy
Trotsky
Bella
Coco
Maggie
Lola
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