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Pet squish

My aunt Hortense dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ monkey 🐒 parakeet 🦜 pony 🐴 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷

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