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Pet squish

My aunt Hortense dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍 rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 cat 🐈 monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕 rock ⚫️

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