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My aunt Hortense dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

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rock ⚫️ guinea pig 🇬🇳 mouse 🐁 kitten 🐱 labrador 🐕 puppy 🐶 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷
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