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My aunt Hortense dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁 canary 🦜 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 cat 🐈 rock ⚫️ parakeet 🦜 gerbil 🐹 snake 🐍
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