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Pet squish
My
aunt
Hortense
dropped
a gold ingot
on their pet
canary 🦜
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Rt Hon
Miss
Mrs
Dr
Ms
Professor
Mr
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.
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