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Pet squish
My
aunt
Hortense
dropped
a gold ingot
on their pet
gerbil 🐹
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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Maya
Tinkerbell
Pennywise
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Squishy
Gizmo
Gus
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