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Pet squish
My
aunt
Hortense
dropped
a photocopier
on their pet
parakeet 🦜
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Missy
Oscar
Gus
Jelly
Simpkins
Roxy
Murphy
Twilight Sparkle
Hufflepuff
Dexter
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