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Pet squish

My aunt Hortense dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rock ⚫️ puppy 🐶 canary 🦜 rabbit 🐰 parrot 🦜 pony 🐴

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