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Pet squish

My aunt Hortense dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 puppy 🐶 parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 pony 🐴 tarantula 🕷 kitten 🐱

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