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Pet squish

My aunt Hortense dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 puppy 🐶 parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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