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Pet squish

My aunt Hortense dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 rock ⚫️ rabbit 🐰 mouse 🐁 puppy 🐶 tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜 snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶

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