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Pet squish

My aunt Hortense dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

cat 🐈 monkey 🐒 kitten 🐱 parrot 🦜 pug 🐶 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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