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Pet squish

My aunt Hortense dropped an anvil on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️ canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 monkey 🐒 dog 🐕

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