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Pet squish

My aunt Hortense dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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rabbit 🐰 tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶 canary 🦜 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒

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