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Pet squish
My
aunt
Gwendolyn
dropped
a watermelon
on their pet
goldfish 🐠
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Frodo
Spock
Zeus
Trotsky
Hufflepuff
Bob
...Cuddles
Pennywise
...Stink
Sparky
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