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Pet squish
My
aunt
Gwendolyn
dropped
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start another snivelling excuse
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a television
a barrel
a bicycle
a car tyre
a sofa
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
an anvil
a gold ingot
a refrigerator
a piano
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