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Pet squish

My aunt Rose dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 rock ⚫️ guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕 rabbit 🐰 mouse 🐁 canary 🦜 kitten 🐱

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