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Pet squish

My aunt Fannie dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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mouse 🐁 kitten 🐱 tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 hamster 🐹 canary 🦜 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 snake 🐍

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