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Pet squish
My
aunt
Fannie
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
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hamster 🐹
rock ⚫️
dog 🐕
snake 🐍
puppy 🐶
canary 🦜
gerbil 🐹
pony 🐴
pug 🐶
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