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Pet squish
My
aunt
Fannie
dropped
a car tyre
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
guinea pig 🇬🇳
goldfish 🐠
parakeet 🦜
labrador 🐕
gerbil 🐹
pony 🐴
parrot 🦜
dog 🐕
rabbit 🐰
puppy 🐶
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