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Pet squish

My aunt Delilah dropped a sofa on their pet …

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canary 🦜 hamster 🐹 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️ tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁

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