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Pet squish

My aunt Delilah dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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canary 🦜 puppy 🐶 parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 poodle 🐩 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍

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